Press button - Receive Bacon

A long time ago we had the "Push Button - Receive Bacon"  and we all laughed and thought how nice that would be but never thought it would be possible...until now that is!

Check this out - I don't know this picture was taken - I'm sure in some secret underground bunker where they are doing R&D on new hi-tech ways to gain access to Bacon.

But if this comes to market it will revolutionise the way people use bathrooms! Imagine going to dry your hands and receiving Bacon? You'd want to dry your hands forever! Even if they aren't wet!

Oh...if only it were true...