Bacon Tampon stops nose bleeds

The next time you get a serious nosebleed don't go reaching for your wives tampon to shove up there! Rather grab some Bacon! From Annals:
"Cured salted pork crafted as a nasal tampon and packed within the nasal vaults successfully stopped nasal hemorrhage promptly, effectively, and without sequelae. In both applications, the patient had complete cessation of nasal bleeding within 24 hours, and was discharged within 72 hours after treatment."

I couldn't find a picture of someone using a Bacon Tampon so this is all you get.